Wednesday, May 16, 2012

The Fruit of My Loins!

Teenagers....I have two and feel like I am qualified to say the following: most days they suck the life right out of you. The Drama and Trauma they put their parents thru is incredible.

Now don't misunderstand, I love my children, I will fight for them first and then ask questions in most cases.  They just require a lot of work. So, I will also say this getting pregnant while not only was a privilege for me it is a legal binding contract with not just them, but the Universe as a whole.  I am a God fearing woman and I will always be.  For those of you who are not, I respect your right to choose that path.  I will not preach to you, I am not equipped for that.  Just know that if you break this contract and abuse or mistreat a child, the Universe will exact its revenge.  FIRM BELIEVER. 

Anywhoo,

My children-one boy and one girl.  My Irish Twins.  They are 11 months apart.  As a whole they are wonderful children, they are however, typical teenagers.  They hate each other and everything about each other, they want the other to go live with the ex or die!  Oh, but as an outsider you better shut your mouth and not say a word to the other for fear they will attack you like two lion cubs on the hunt.

Every morning is a dubious array of where's my and did you take, mom she/he wont give it back, great you drank all the milk....Moooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!  Ugh i just want to smack them both and its not even 630 am yet.  On the bright side I only have 4 more years with them before they go to collage, I am sure in opposite directions....Loves of my life! 

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